Tag Archives: Messi

Ibra, Becks, Matuidi Dick-Punch Barca in the 94th Minute

Boom! Right in the groin! I finally had the chance to pop this game on at the office thanks to the fine people over at http://www.foxsoccer2go.com (plug us back?) and see Xavi stepping into the box to take a penalty … Continue reading

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The Barcelona U9 Squad is Silly

Whelp, it looks as though Barcelona has finally figured out who will be replacing Messi once his Godlike career comes to a close. Look at this little guy go. Intercepts a kickoff, jukes out 3 kids and scores in the … Continue reading

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Messi Scores Twice As Barca Top Rayo 3-1

Oh you’re leading the league with 42 goals this season? Is it bad that I honestly don’t care? Fucking hobbit.

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Argentinian Pope Conspiracy?

Much to the shagrin of most people (see: mirons09), Mario Balotelli was not voted pope. It was Lionel ┬áMessi! But seriously, Archibishop of Buenos Aires and Argentinian Cardinal Jorge Mario Bergoglio was just elected pope and I can’t help think … Continue reading

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Messi and Fellow Hobbits Diddle AC

News flash for every footy announcer out there, we all know how good Messi is, so please, for the love of God, get off his dick. I mean how hard could it be to score silly amounts of goals when … Continue reading

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Buttcheek of the Week

This weeks Buttcheek of the week goes to the lovely Antonella Roccuzzo, best known for recently popping out the next great Barcelona #10, Thiago Messi. ┬áPlease enjoy this lovely buttcheek. Buttcheek of the week is a weekly segment in which … Continue reading

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