Tag Archives: Messi
Boom! Right in the groin! I finally had the chance to pop this game on at the office thanks to the fine people over at http://www.foxsoccer2go.com (plug us back?) and see Xavi stepping into the box to take a penalty … Continue reading
Whelp, it looks as though Barcelona has finally figured out who will be replacing Messi once his Godlike career comes to a close. Look at this little guy go. Intercepts a kickoff, jukes out 3 kids and scores in the … Continue reading
Oh you’re leading the league with 42 goals this season? Is it bad that I honestly don’t care? Fucking hobbit.
Much to the shagrin of most people (see: mirons09), Mario Balotelli was not voted pope. It was Lionel Messi! But seriously, Archibishop of Buenos Aires and Argentinian Cardinal Jorge Mario Bergoglio was just elected pope and I can’t help think … Continue reading
News flash for every footy announcer out there, we all know how good Messi is, so please, for the love of God, get off his dick. I mean how hard could it be to score silly amounts of goals when … Continue reading