Tag Archives: Messi

Messi’s gonna Messi

Ridiculous. In other CL action at the moment, Klopp is ready to murder someone: …just a slight h/t to Deadspin.   UPDATE: THEO WALCOTT HAS OFFICIALLY FIGURED OUT WHERE THE GOAL IS!  

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Messi Investigated for Tax Fraud

BBC: Barcelona’s footballer Lionel Messi and his father are being investigated in Spain for allegedly defrauding the state of more than 4m euros (£3.4m). The Argentina forward and his father, Jorge, are suspected of filing fraudulent tax returns for 2007-09, Spanish officials … Continue reading

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Barcelona Seal the Deal and Bring in Neymar, Bayern Munich Immediately 1-Up Them

After getting lit up by Bayern Munich in the Champions League Semi-Final, Barcelona knew that they had to go out and splash the cash if they wanted to take the Crown of Europe next season, so they went out and … Continue reading

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Angela Merkel Bowl Is Upon Us

Well, we’ve made it.  Here we are.  The end of the end.  The EPL has been wrapped up for weeks now, and the final day was just last week.  The only football any of us really have left to look … Continue reading

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Messi To Miss Final 3 Weeks of Season

ESPN: Lionel Messi looks to have played his last Barcelona game of the season due to his persistent hamstring injury, but he may return in time for Argentina’s World Cup qualifiers in early June.  Messi limped out of Barca’s 2-1 … Continue reading

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Barcelona To Start Messi on the Bench

The lineups are set and everything is in place for the Camp Nou showdown between Bayern Munich and Barcelona!! I’m expecting Barcelona to come out firing with tons of pressure and penetration to try and get themselves out to an … Continue reading

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When Messi Dribbles Into the Box and a Breeze Rolls in I…

Well I guess we have our goal of the week. What’s the best way to get over a 4-0 loss to the Big Red Machine/Forth Reich? Scoring an outrageous ball-hogging goal against Bilbao and bringing Ray Hudson to his knees/vinegar … Continue reading

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It’s Bayern vs Barca and Nothing Else Matters

Crushing this game in the cubicle for the rest of the day. Champions League Semi Final from the Allianz Arena – The Mighty Germans vs. Messi and His Fellow Hobbits – The Diving Pansies vs The Iron Fist – The … Continue reading

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A Messi-Less Barcelona Looks Something Like This

Well I hope that somewhat disturbing video made its point. Barcelona without Messi are literally a team aimlessly running around like a chicken with its head cutoff. Yes, their passing was still on point, but they could never seem to … Continue reading

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Messi Out Of Tonight’s Starting Lineup

Yahoo: April 10 – Lionel Messi will start on the bench for Barcelona in Wednesday’s Champions League quarter-final second leg at home to Paris St Germain, the La Liga club said. The Argentine World Player of the Year damaged a … Continue reading

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