Tag Archives: Mario Balotelli

Mario Balotelli Receives Shock Bid From Rebuilding Boston Celtics

Suck it Deadspin! Beat you to it!! Okay so that headline was complete garbage but you gotta give credit where credit is due. Super Mario absolutely dunking the shit out of that ball with some serious authority!! We haven’t heard … Continue reading

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Buttcheek of the Week

Time for another installment of CheeksoftheWeeks Buttcheek of the Week.  And again, we’ve got a Mario Balotelli feature.  I don’t know how he does it, and maybe we’ve just missed a bunch in the past, but the man seems to … Continue reading

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Mario Balotelli’s Twitter Machine: A Work in Progress

So Mario Balotelli has been using twitter for about a week now and he is basically straight fire with his twitter machine. It’s literally everything you could have asked for and more (see new profile pic above, just styling the … Continue reading

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Buttcheek of the Week

Time for another installment of CheeksoftheWeeks Buttcheek of the Week.  Honestly it’s getting pretty tough finding these butt cheeks out there on the world wide internets.  The internets is an awesome thing, obviously, but I’m a little surprised I’m not … Continue reading

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Balotelli to Pimp Out His GF to Real Madrid?

Real Madrid has a tough game coming up in the Champions League this week.  After being dismantled by Borussia Dortmund last week, they are down 4-1 on aggregate and go into their home leg of the tie needing a miracle. … Continue reading

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Manchester Derby Preview

Today marks the first time City head back to Old Trafford since their 6-1 dismantling of the Reds last year.  It being one of the worst defeats in United history, Sir Alex saying it was “the worst day ever”, United … Continue reading

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Balotelli Settling Down?

Sad news to report today here at Cheeks.  It appears as if Mario Balotelli has decided to possibly settle down all his headline grabbing antics and stick to what most societies deem “normal behavior”. Balotelli has recently broken up with … Continue reading

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Buttcheek of the Week

Time for another installment of CheeksoftheWeeks Buttcheek of the Week. Mario Balotelli gets a lot of attention in the world media, some good and some bad.  This post is one of the good ones.  The man of many talents and … Continue reading

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Balotelli To Be Forever Immortalized….If He Wasn’t Already

Arguably the most important statues every commissioned were dreamed up and created in Italy.  From the David’s of Michelangelo, Bernini, and Donatello to Da Vinci’s Horse, the world’s most famous artists have created masterpieces requested by the state’s most powerful and … Continue reading

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AC Milan Upsets Barca in First Leg of Champions League Bout!! Galatasaray and Schalke Draw and No One Really Cares

AC Milan vs. Barcelona (2-0) Champions League favorites Barcelona have just taken a huge shot to the groin and will exit Milan as losers after the first leg of their crucial matchup with AC. Kevin Price Boateng picked up a … Continue reading

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