Tag Archives: Lionel Messi

Messi Investigated for Tax Fraud

BBC: Barcelona’s footballer Lionel Messi and his father are being investigated in Spain for allegedly defrauding the state of more than 4m euros (£3.4m). The Argentina forward and his father, Jorge, are suspected of filing fraudulent tax returns for 2007-09, Spanish officials … Continue reading

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Messi To Miss Final 3 Weeks of Season

ESPN: Lionel Messi looks to have played his last Barcelona game of the season due to his persistent hamstring injury, but he may return in time for Argentina’s World Cup qualifiers in early June.  Messi limped out of Barca’s 2-1 … Continue reading

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A Messi-Less Barcelona Looks Something Like This

Well I hope that somewhat disturbing video made its point. Barcelona without Messi are literally a team aimlessly running around like a chicken with its head cutoff. Yes, their passing was still on point, but they could never seem to … Continue reading

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Messi Out Of Tonight’s Starting Lineup

Yahoo: April 10 – Lionel Messi will start on the bench for Barcelona in Wednesday’s Champions League quarter-final second leg at home to Paris St Germain, the La Liga club said. The Argentine World Player of the Year damaged a … Continue reading

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Messi Scores Twice As Barca Top Rayo 3-1

Oh you’re leading the league with 42 goals this season? Is it bad that I honestly don’t care? Fucking hobbit.

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Argentinian Pope Conspiracy?

Much to the shagrin of most people (see: mirons09), Mario Balotelli was not voted pope. It was Lionel  Messi! But seriously, Archibishop of Buenos Aires and Argentinian Cardinal Jorge Mario Bergoglio was just elected pope and I can’t help think … Continue reading

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