Tag Archives: Fernando Torres

Week 1 EPL Preview

It’s finally here.  I feel like a kid on Christmas Eve, tossing and turning in bed, waking up early and shaking the presents to try and guess what you got.  Did your parents get you that awesome new Lego set? … Continue reading

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Spain beats Tahiti 10-0; Seriously? Well Here is Every Goal

I don’t feel the need to even sum of what happened down in Brazil yesterday. 10-0? Jesus man. Can someone say Steve Spurrier? That’s like a playground score between the highschool team and a bunch of 3rd graders. Can we … Continue reading

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Chelsea Win Europa League Title; Jon Terry Still a Twat

Last night was the final of the NIT Tournament Europa League championship which faced Chelsea against Portuguese side Benfica.  It was a decent matchup and sometimes the Europa League doesn’t get the credit it deserves; but then again when Chelsea … Continue reading

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Who is That Masked Man?

Well what do we have here? Playing like garbage since he arrived at Stamford Bridge, and then all of the sudden he takes a shot to the nose and dons this weird looking Zorro-like mask, and them boom, he turns … Continue reading

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Paddy Power Places Portable Public Proclamation

OK, I ran out of words beginning with “P”.  But if you’ll remember about a month back, European bookmakers Paddy Power placed an advert outside Chelsea’s stadium taking a shot (see what I did there!?) at striker (see what I … Continue reading

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If You Care; A Europa League Review!

Fernando Torres scores and Gareth Bale continues to prove his worth. And by proving his worth, I mostly mean that since he didn’t play and was not included on the team sheet at all, Tottenham nearly blew a 3-0 aggregate … Continue reading

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LOL Chelsea Fail to Take Down Torres Billboard Outside Stamford Bridge

ESPN: Paddy Power have slapped up a huge billboard on a wall directly opposite Stamford Bridge which reads: “Fernando, we’ve got an onion bag you can actually find. It’s in the burger van mate. Get your hair net on.” Poor, poor, … Continue reading

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