Tag Archives: Cristiano Ronaldo

Ronaldo establishing dominance over Bale early on

Bale looks set to make his Madrid debut, and it appears Cristiano is making sure the monkey (not racist if he’s white, guys) knows his place. From training the other day, a simple keep-away drill resulted in Ronaldo diving at … Continue reading

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Buttcheek of the Week

Time for another installment of CheeksoftheWeeks Buttcheek of the Week.  We did miss a week last week, but we filled that in with a WAG post earlier this week, so fear not.  I’m honestly a bit disappointed by the lack … Continue reading

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Quick roundup of today’s Euro paper headlines

Does the day of the week end in a Y?  Then there’s a good chance that we will have some ridiculous European paper headlines and gossip stories to fill the back pages for days. Instead of you having to spend … Continue reading

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Cristiano Ronaldo should stick to his day job

Cristiano Ronaldo is easily regarded as the best, or probably second-best, football player in the world.  He is currently on a pre-season tour with Real Madrid in the United States to promote their upcoming friendly games in LA.  As part … Continue reading

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Ronaldo free kick breaks 11 year-old’s arm

Yes, you read that correctly.  Ronaldo – FREE KICK…..BREAKS…. 11 year-old’s ARM. He kicked a soccer ball, and it shattered some poor little kids arm.   They had to MANIPULATE the bones in his arm.  All because Cristiano launched a … Continue reading

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Some End of Week Transfer Round Up

It’s been a slow week of postings and information from CotW, so we sincerely apologize for that.  Balancing a real job in this monkey suit and a much preferred passion of footy blogging isn’t always easy, and this week has … Continue reading

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Ronaldo to Hold Talks with Manchester United

It’s been a pretty slow week in footy news.  There are a few signings here and there, a couple big name moves rumoured to happen, but nothing reeaaaallllll juicy. And then BAM!  We got one.  Spanish newspaper El Pais is … Continue reading

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Ronaldo/Mourinho Have Their “I’m Out” Moment, Fights Happen and Madrid (Atletico!) Wins Copa Del Rey

Deadspin: Atlético Madrid pulled off a shocker in winning Spain’s Copa del Rey trophy today, upsetting favored Real Madrid in extra time and winning the national competition for the first time since 1996. They did this amidst a wild scene at … Continue reading

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Some United Fans Are Desperate to Get Ronaldo Back

Transfer rumours are a funny thing.  They’ll come out of nowhere and all of a sudden be on the front and back page of just about every paper in the country.  ESPECIALLY when it comes to big name stars.  Cristiano … Continue reading

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New Ronaldo Rumours are Swirling

There is news out of The Sun this morning of a fresh race to sign Real Madrid superstar Cristiano Ronaldo back to Manchester United.  Speculation has been strong over the past few months of where Ron will end up this … Continue reading

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