Tag Archives: Bayern Munich

Are Manchester United losing their appeal to sign top players?

Manchester United won their 20th league title last season.  They’ve won 2 Champions League titles in the last 14 years. They are the most valuable sports franchise in the world.  They are clearly one of the best and most popular … Continue reading

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Barcelona Seal the Deal and Bring in Neymar, Bayern Munich Immediately 1-Up Them

After getting lit up by Bayern Munich in the Champions League Semi-Final, Barcelona knew that they had to go out and splash the cash if they wanted to take the Crown of Europe next season, so they went out and … Continue reading

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Gus Johnson Loses His Mind on Robben’s CL Winner

Aside from Gus Johnson’s constant mispronunciation of Ribery, I would say he did an overall decent job calling the Merkel Bowl. The man clearly still needs some work. Yes, when there is an exciting play on the pitch and a … Continue reading

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Angela Merkel Bowl Is Upon Us

Well, we’ve made it.  Here we are.  The end of the end.  The EPL has been wrapped up for weeks now, and the final day was just last week.  The only football any of us really have left to look … Continue reading

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Frank (Pronounced Fronk) Ribery Golazo!!

Frank Ribery makes his bid for the goal of the week with this fantastic volley vs Bundesliga side Moenchengladbach (lolz Germans) as Bayern went to, you guessed it, win 4-3 to put them at 91 points in Bundesliga Table; which puts … Continue reading

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Franck Ribery None-Too-Happy About Bayern’s Title Celebrations

You see, Frenchman Franck Ribery is a devout Muslim, and devout Muslims are not allowed to even touch beer.  This is bound to present itself as a problem when you’re playing professional football in a country well known for their beer … Continue reading

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That’s All She Wrote Folks

We’ve been talking about it for nearly a month and now it’s finally come to fruition; Merkel Bowl 2013 baby!

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LOLZ Pique

            I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again; without Messi, this team looks something like this:

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Robben Seals the Deal: Bayern Merkel Bowl Bound

So dirty. Can’t wait for Die Classichiesen.

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Barcelona To Start Messi on the Bench

The lineups are set and everything is in place for the Camp Nou showdown between Bayern Munich and Barcelona!! I’m expecting Barcelona to come out firing with tons of pressure and penetration to try and get themselves out to an … Continue reading

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