Tag Archives: AC Milan

Mario Balotelli’s Twitter Machine: A Work in Progress

So Mario Balotelli has been using twitter for about a week now and he is basically straight fire with his twitter machine. It’s literally everything you could have asked for and more (see new profile pic above, just styling the … Continue reading

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That’s a Wrap: David Beckham Calls it a Day

Daily Mail: David Beckham has retired from football, bringing an end to a glittering career on the field. Since his debut for Manchester United two decades ago, the 38-year-old has emerged as arguably the most iconic sportsman of his generation, … Continue reading

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Balotelli Settling Down?

Sad news to report today here at Cheeks.  It appears as if Mario Balotelli has decided to possibly settle down all his headline grabbing antics and stick to what most societies deem “normal behavior”. Balotelli has recently broken up with … Continue reading

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Buttcheek of the Week

Time for another installment of CheeksoftheWeeks Buttcheek of the Week. Mario Balotelli gets a lot of attention in the world media, some good and some bad.  This post is one of the good ones.  The man of many talents and … Continue reading

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That Other Game Last Night

Yeah yeah yeah, we know, Barcelona is the greatest team in the history of teams and greatness.  They quieted the doubters (did you really doubt them?) and thoroughly raped AC Milan last night.  But my question is, was it really … Continue reading

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Messi and Fellow Hobbits Diddle AC

News flash for every footy announcer out there, we all know how good Messi is, so please, for the love of God, get off his dick. I mean how hard could it be to score silly amounts of goals when … Continue reading

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Balotelli To Be Forever Immortalized….If He Wasn’t Already

Arguably the most important statues every commissioned were dreamed up and created in Italy.  From the David’s of Michelangelo, Bernini, and Donatello to Da Vinci’s Horse, the world’s most famous artists have created masterpieces requested by the state’s most powerful and … Continue reading

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Fan Reactions to Champions League Results

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AC Milan Upsets Barca in First Leg of Champions League Bout!! Galatasaray and Schalke Draw and No One Really Cares

AC Milan vs. Barcelona (2-0) Champions League favorites Barcelona have just taken a huge shot to the groin and will exit Milan as losers after the first leg of their crucial matchup with AC. Kevin Price Boateng picked up a … Continue reading

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Of Course Hooligans and Police Clashed in Milan When Mario Balotelli Arrived Last Week!

Vibe Weekly — Mario Balotelli’s move to AC Milan is already causing ripples before his official unveiling which set to happen today. The former Manchester City forward was yesterday the inspiration of a riot that saw a fan and an … Continue reading

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