Category Archives: Troll Corner

Your EPL Mid Season Roundup

Sweet Baby Jesus its been a while! I’m not even going to get into the apologizes and whatnot of explaining why we haven’t been updating the site regularly as of late. We’ve got jobs people; horrible, horrible jobs. That being … Continue reading

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Meanwhile, In the J. League

Well isn’t life just peachy over in Japan? People all around the world are sweating the results from the EPL and La Liga final matches but not these guys. Zero fucks to give down in Japan right now. Literally looks … Continue reading

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Well That Was a Swift Kick to the Balls

What if Johnson didn’t deflect that first goal? What if Sterling never came off the pitch? What if Countinho had fouled them on the counter? What if Henderson wasn’t suspended for 3 games on a stupid tackle? What if Gerrard … Continue reading

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We’re Back!

Jesus Christ that took a while. It’s been a pretty wild couple of months. Work life finally kicked all three of us in the ass and we’re all 100% cube monkeys for life at this point. But there are some … Continue reading

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Will This Thing Ever End??

Definitely going to follow in BMCadwell’s footsteps and apologize for the lack of posts over the last two weeks. I was originally planning on doing a writeup after the Liverpool victory over second tier squad Manchester United (seriously, can you … Continue reading

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Gabby Agbonlahor tries to bring order to the world, lays out One Direction star

Well, this is what you get on weekends of international breaks.  With no club football there are international matches and World Cup qualifiers to keep us busy. Over the weekend there was also a charity match for former Celtic and … Continue reading

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Sturridge Just Sturridge Dancing in the Streets with Fans These Days

No big deal, just Sturridge doing Sturridge in the streets of Liverpool with one lucky fan. In time I can see the Sturridge Dance turning into the new Macarena, just gotta give it some time. Pretty cool of him to … Continue reading

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Cristiano Ronaldo should stick to his day job

Cristiano Ronaldo is easily regarded as the best, or probably second-best, football player in the world.  He is currently on a pre-season tour with Real Madrid in the United States to promote their upcoming friendly games in LA.  As part … Continue reading

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Pepe Reina, Liverpool legend, thrown out with the trash

Rumours around the Spanish goalkeeper exiting Liverpool this summer aren’t necessarily a new thing and it’s believed serious talks had been held about a move for the #1.  It is even believed that Reina wanted out of Liverpool and back … Continue reading

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Coutinho to Accept Massive Dry Cleaning Bill as He Soils Half of Europes Underpants

That sound you just heard was nearly all of Europe crapping their pants simultaneously. Just destroying the R2 and right joystick. Count ’em; not 1, not 2, not 3, not 4, but 5 players were just humiliated (counting the keeper) with … Continue reading

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