Category Archives: Premier Leauge

Jordan Henderson and Philippe Coutinho Just Stole Your Girl

  I’ve gotta say that if I have to chose 1 as my favorite, it’s going to Henderson and that’s mostly because I didn’t see it coming. Typically when Hendo shoots my immediate reaction is ‘palm to forehead,’ so this was … Continue reading

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The End of an Era

17 seasons. 695 total club appearances. 180 club goals. Legend. Has he lost a step? Yes. Does he fit into the new 5-2-3 system at Anfield? No. Will he be missed? You fuckin’ better believe it. The lad from Merseyside who signed … Continue reading

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2014/15 English League Championship Roundup

You read that headline correctly, LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP roundup.  None of that lamestream Premier League brainwash you’ve been fed your entire life.  There’s a whole world of professional footy out there that you’re not following enough.  Granted, it’s never on TV … Continue reading

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Your EPL Mid Season Roundup

Sweet Baby Jesus its been a while! I’m not even going to get into the apologizes and whatnot of explaining why we haven’t been updating the site regularly as of late. We’ve got jobs people; horrible, horrible jobs. That being … Continue reading

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Here is a Very Important GIF of Podolski Playing Head Tennis with a Sea-Lion

Okay yeah whatever, Manchester City to win the title and blah blah blah; but all I’m caring about today is Lukas Podolski squaring off with this sea-lion in some head tennis. Look at the handle on this sea-lion. Stall city … Continue reading

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Well That Was a Swift Kick to the Balls

What if Johnson didn’t deflect that first goal? What if Sterling never came off the pitch? What if Countinho had fouled them on the counter? What if Henderson wasn’t suspended for 3 games on a stupid tackle? What if Gerrard … Continue reading

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We’re Back!

Jesus Christ that took a while. It’s been a pretty wild couple of months. Work life finally kicked all three of us in the ass and we’re all 100% cube monkeys for life at this point. But there are some … Continue reading

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Will This Thing Ever End??

Definitely going to follow in BMCadwell’s footsteps and apologize for the lack of posts over the last two weeks. I was originally planning on doing a writeup after the Liverpool victory over second tier squad Manchester United (seriously, can you … Continue reading

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Just a heads up; Jose Mourinho won’t ever shut up

I figured I’d like to get this out of the way nice and early in the season: Jose Mourinho talks a big game (and frequently backs it up).  The Chelsea manager, in his second stint with the club, has already … Continue reading

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EPL Week 1 in review

And there we have it, week 1 in the books and it feels like life is back to normal.  I once again have something to look forward to on weekends, which makes each weekday slightly more bearable.  You’ve already gotten … Continue reading

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