Category Archives: International Fixtures

Neymar Keeps Making Highlights

Damnit. I really enjoyed hating on Neymar when I found out that he was finally leaving Santos to play in Europe. Saying that he was too small, lacked power, couldn’t stand up to the worlds top defenders: Well so far, … Continue reading

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Neymar Opens Confederations Cup Scoring with This Golazo

Whelp that didn’t take too long now did it? I still like hating on Neymar mainly because he hasn’t really proved himself against top competition and I’m fairly confident that he’s going to get molested over in Europe; but this … Continue reading

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I’m Back Bitches! With International Goals!

So if you haven’t noticed, things have been quiet here at CotW over the past week as I determined that it was the perfect time for me to take a mini vacation from the blog and have a little bit … Continue reading

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Rooney Not Thinking About Transfer, Confirms He Does Indeed Still Have It

Alright mirons09, I see your Clint Dempsey golazo and raise you a Wayne Rooney thunder-strike. Wayne Rooney has been at the center of probably the biggest transfer rumours over the last few weeks (arguably the last few years).  The disgruntled … Continue reading

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Clint Dempsey Golazos Lead USA over Germany in Meaningless Match

Team USA took out 1940’s rivals Germany in a thrilling yet meaningless 4-3 win yesterday thanks in part to a serious error by Germany keeper Marc-Andre ter Stegen and Clint Dempsey’s two second half golazo’s. A pretty impressive result considering … Continue reading

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Lukas Podolski Scores in First 6 Seconds vs. Ecuador

Polish German International Lukas Podolski gave Germany an early 1-0 lead vs. Ecuador today in an international friendly by getting on the scoresheet in the first 6 seconds of the match. Some terrible passing and handling by the Ecuadorian defensemen … Continue reading

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Donovan Left Off USMNT WCQ Roster Because He’s Soft

USA Today: Landon Donovan has made progress, but not quite enough, according to U.S. soccer coach Jurgen Klinsmann who left the team’s all-time leading scorer off the roster for three World Cup qualifiers in June and two upcoming exhibition games. … Continue reading

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Your Definitive List of the Top 5 Footy Commercials Of All Time

Ok, well the above commercial doesn’t really count on the list because it only aired in Springfield, and also, it wasn’t real. However, I have been trolling the interwebs over the past week to find the best of the best … Continue reading

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Suarez punches; England withers; Spain triumphs; and Mario scores! The Rest of your International Games Roundup

So, things happened!  It’s been kinda slow on the footy front over the past week or two with it being the international break but games have been played, goals have been scored, punches have been thrown, and our favorites are … Continue reading

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USA Fans Politely Interact With Others At The Azteca

Over/Under: Percentage of the American fans in attendance who were kidnapped last night – 49.5%

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