Category Archives: Goals

Coutinho to Accept Massive Dry Cleaning Bill as He Soils Half of Europes Underpants

That sound you just heard was nearly all of Europe crapping their pants¬†simultaneously. Just destroying the R2 and right joystick. Count ’em; not 1, not 2, not 3, not 4, but 5 players were just humiliated (counting the keeper) with … Continue reading

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Golazo City, Population: Neymar

Neymar, so hot right now, Neymar. It’s Sunday, if you think I’m about to blog something that’s more than three sentences, you’re outta your damn mind. Haters gonna hate.

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Meanwhile In Eastern Europe: They’re Playing Footy and Scoring Golazos!

Okay so maybe I’ve been living under a rock, but who knew that the Russian Premier League and the Ukrainian PL were putting together high profile friendlies?! Fuckin’ Putin man. If I had known this, I probably wouldn’t have cancelled … Continue reading

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Spain beats Tahiti 10-0; Seriously? Well Here is Every Goal

I don’t feel the need to even sum of what happened down in Brazil yesterday. 10-0? Jesus man. Can someone say Steve Spurrier? That’s like a playground score between the highschool team and a bunch of 3rd graders. Can we … Continue reading

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Neymar Keeps Making Highlights

Damnit. I really enjoyed hating on Neymar when I found out that he was finally leaving Santos to play in Europe. Saying that he was too small, lacked power, couldn’t stand up to the worlds top defenders: Well so far, … Continue reading

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Neymar Opens Confederations Cup Scoring with This Golazo

Whelp that didn’t take too long now did it? I still like hating on Neymar mainly because he hasn’t really proved himself against top competition and I’m fairly confident that he’s going to get molested over in Europe; but this … Continue reading

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I’m Back Bitches! With International Goals!

So if you haven’t noticed, things have been quiet here at CotW over the past week as I determined that it was the perfect time for me to take a mini vacation from the blog and have a little bit … Continue reading

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Clint Dempsey Golazos Lead USA over Germany in Meaningless Match

Team USA took out 1940’s rivals Germany in a thrilling yet meaningless 4-3 win yesterday thanks in part to a serious error by Germany keeper Marc-Andre ter Stegen and Clint Dempsey’s two second half golazo’s. A pretty impressive result considering … Continue reading

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Lukas Podolski Scores in First 6 Seconds vs. Ecuador

Polish German International Lukas Podolski gave Germany an early 1-0 lead vs. Ecuador today in an international friendly by getting on the scoresheet in the first 6 seconds of the match. Some terrible passing and handling by the Ecuadorian defensemen … Continue reading

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Frank (Pronounced Fronk) Ribery Golazo!!

Frank Ribery makes his bid for the goal of the week with this fantastic volley vs Bundesliga side¬†Moenchengladbach (lolz Germans) as Bayern went to, you guessed it, win 4-3 to put them at 91 points in Bundesliga Table; which puts … Continue reading

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