Category Archives: Goals

Jordan Henderson and Philippe Coutinho Just Stole Your Girl

  I’ve gotta say that if I have to chose 1 as my favorite, it’s going to Henderson and that’s mostly because I didn’t see it coming. Typically when Hendo shoots my immediate reaction is ‘palm to forehead,’ so this was … Continue reading

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The End of an Era

17 seasons. 695 total club appearances. 180 club goals. Legend. Has he lost a step? Yes. Does he fit into the new 5-2-3 system at Anfield? No. Will he be missed? You fuckin’ better believe it. The lad from Merseyside who signed … Continue reading

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Your EPL Mid Season Roundup

Sweet Baby Jesus its been a while! I’m not even going to get into the apologizes and whatnot of explaining why we haven’t been updating the site regularly as of late. We’ve got jobs people; horrible, horrible jobs. That being … Continue reading

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Meanwhile, In the J. League

Well isn’t life just peachy over in Japan? People all around the world are sweating the results from the EPL and La Liga final matches but not these guys. Zero fucks to give down in Japan right now. Literally looks … Continue reading

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CotW Vote: Ibra for the Ballon D’Or

Here’s your dose of Ibraporn. With all the talk about the Ballon D’Or award going to either Messi, Ronaldo or Ribery, I wanted to put in the CotW vote for our main man Ibrahimovic. Now, CotW hasn’t been recognized by … Continue reading

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We’re Back!

Jesus Christ that took a while. It’s been a pretty wild couple of months. Work life finally kicked all three of us in the ass and we’re all 100% cube monkeys for life at this point. But there are some … Continue reading

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Ibra Single Handedly Brought CotW Back

Deadspin: The newest exhibition of the Almighty’s omnipotence comes from today’s Champions League match between PSG and Anderlecht. Not content that his previous two goals in the contest elicited the requisite levels of awe, Zlatan decided to unleash upon the globe … Continue reading

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Oh No Jordan Henderson Didn’t

Cheeky bastard!! And just like that, we have our new front runner for the CotW Cheek of the Week (that’s really redundant, I know) and this one is just obnoxious. Look who finally figured out how to finish! Jordan Henderson … Continue reading

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EPL cheeky moment of the week

So I think to run with the theme of this site, we need to introduce a new weekly feature to highlight what we really treasure here at CotW.  Now, you sick pervs, this is not to be confused with CotW … Continue reading

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Pepe Who?

Well Mr. Mignolet, that’s one way to make a first impression. Welcome to fuckin’ Anfield guy. Sweet Jesus! I love the shit out of this team, but they are literally going to put me into an early grave via heart … Continue reading

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