Category Archives: Champions League

Well That Was a Swift Kick to the Balls

What if Johnson didn’t deflect that first goal? What if Sterling never came off the pitch? What if Countinho had fouled them on the counter? What if Henderson wasn’t suspended for 3 games on a stupid tackle? What if Gerrard … Continue reading

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We’re Back!

Jesus Christ that took a while. It’s been a pretty wild couple of months. Work life finally kicked all three of us in the ass and we’re all 100% cube monkeys for life at this point. But there are some … Continue reading

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Ibra Single Handedly Brought CotW Back

Deadspin: The newest exhibition of the Almighty’s omnipotence comes from today’s Champions League match between PSG and Anderlecht. Not content that his previous two goals in the contest elicited the requisite levels of awe, Zlatan decided to unleash upon the globe … Continue reading

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Champions League – Group stage is set, predictions start to run rampant

So that’s that.  The Champions League groups are set, with a few interest matchups, a group(s) of death, and a tough road ahead for some English clubs, easy for others.  The draw, taking place in Monaco, which only seems fitting, … Continue reading

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Champions League group stage draw today

Today, at 11:45am EST, will be the draw for the group stage of the Champions League finals.  I’ll update this later on today with how the draw pans out, but below are the pots that each team is chosen from. … Continue reading

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Barcelona Seal the Deal and Bring in Neymar, Bayern Munich Immediately 1-Up Them

After getting lit up by Bayern Munich in the Champions League Semi-Final, Barcelona knew that they had to go out and splash the cash if they wanted to take the Crown of Europe next season, so they went out and … Continue reading

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Gus Johnson Loses His Mind on Robben’s CL Winner

Aside from Gus Johnson’s constant mispronunciation of Ribery, I would say he did an overall decent job calling the Merkel Bowl. The man clearly still needs some work. Yes, when there is an exciting play on the pitch and a … Continue reading

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Angela Merkel Bowl Is Upon Us

Well, we’ve made it.  Here we are.  The end of the end.  The EPL has been wrapped up for weeks now, and the final day was just last week.  The only football any of us really have left to look … Continue reading

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Sign this Kid Up at Anfield ASAP

Josh Turnbull, son of backup Chelsea goalkeeper Ross Turnbull, scores this stunner after the final game of the season while friends and family gathered on the pitch to congratulate each other on another Champions League Qualifying season. Kinda sucks for … Continue reading

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Chelsea Early Frontrunners in Pole Scorer Sweepstakes?

Caught Offside: Chelsea’s pursuit of fresh attacking options has reportedly taken them to Borussia Dortmund as the Blues are ready to make an offer for in-form Pole Robert Lewandowski. The Blues are apparently set to offer €25m (£21m) as well … Continue reading

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