Category Archives: Champions League
Well That Was a Swift Kick to the Balls
What if Johnson didn’t deflect that first goal? What if Sterling never came off the pitch? What if Countinho had fouled them on the counter? What if Henderson wasn’t suspended for 3 games on a stupid tackle? What if Gerrard … Continue reading
We’re Back!
Jesus Christ that took a while. It’s been a pretty wild couple of months. Work life finally kicked all three of us in the ass and we’re all 100% cube monkeys for life at this point. But there are some … Continue reading
Ibra Single Handedly Brought CotW Back
Deadspin: The newest exhibition of the Almighty’s omnipotence comes from today’s Champions League match between PSG and Anderlecht. Not content that his previous two goals in the contest elicited the requisite levels of awe, Zlatan decided to unleash upon the globe … Continue reading
Champions League – Group stage is set, predictions start to run rampant
So that’s that. The Champions League groups are set, with a few interest matchups, a group(s) of death, and a tough road ahead for some English clubs, easy for others. The draw, taking place in Monaco, which only seems fitting, … Continue reading
Champions League group stage draw today
Today, at 11:45am EST, will be the draw for the group stage of the Champions League finals. I’ll update this later on today with how the draw pans out, but below are the pots that each team is chosen from. … Continue reading
Angela Merkel Bowl Is Upon Us
Well, we’ve made it. Here we are. The end of the end. The EPL has been wrapped up for weeks now, and the final day was just last week. The only football any of us really have left to look … Continue reading
Sign this Kid Up at Anfield ASAP
Josh Turnbull, son of backup Chelsea goalkeeper Ross Turnbull, scores this stunner after the final game of the season while friends and family gathered on the pitch to congratulate each other on another Champions League Qualifying season. Kinda sucks for … Continue reading
Chelsea Early Frontrunners in Pole Scorer Sweepstakes?
Caught Offside: Chelsea’s pursuit of fresh attacking options has reportedly taken them to Borussia Dortmund as the Blues are ready to make an offer for in-form Pole Robert Lewandowski. The Blues are apparently set to offer €25m (£21m) as well … Continue reading
Gus Johnson Loses His Mind on Robben’s CL Winner
Aside from Gus Johnson’s constant mispronunciation of Ribery, I would say he did an overall decent job calling the Merkel Bowl. The man clearly still needs some work. Yes, when there is an exciting play on the pitch and a … Continue reading →