Category Archives: Bundesliga

Lukas Podolski Scores in First 6 Seconds vs. Ecuador

Polish German International Lukas Podolski gave Germany an early 1-0 lead vs. Ecuador today in an international friendly by getting on the scoresheet in the first 6 seconds of the match. Some terrible passing and handling by the Ecuadorian defensemen … Continue reading

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Barcelona Seal the Deal and Bring in Neymar, Bayern Munich Immediately 1-Up Them

After getting lit up by Bayern Munich in the Champions League Semi-Final, Barcelona knew that they had to go out and splash the cash if they wanted to take the Crown of Europe next season, so they went out and … Continue reading

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Frank (Pronounced Fronk) Ribery Golazo!!

Frank Ribery makes his bid for the goal of the week with this fantastic volley vs Bundesliga side Moenchengladbach (lolz Germans) as Bayern went to, you guessed it, win 4-3 to put them at 91 points in Bundesliga Table; which puts … Continue reading

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Franck Ribery None-Too-Happy About Bayern’s Title Celebrations

You see, Frenchman Franck Ribery is a devout Muslim, and devout Muslims are not allowed to even touch beer.  This is bound to present itself as a problem when you’re playing professional football in a country well known for their beer … Continue reading

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That’s All She Wrote Folks

We’ve been talking about it for nearly a month and now it’s finally come to fruition; Merkel Bowl 2013 baby!

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LOLZ Pique

            I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again; without Messi, this team looks something like this:

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Robben Seals the Deal: Bayern Merkel Bowl Bound

So dirty. Can’t wait for Die Classichiesen.

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Barcelona To Start Messi on the Bench

The lineups are set and everything is in place for the Camp Nou showdown between Bayern Munich and Barcelona!! I’m expecting Barcelona to come out firing with tons of pressure and penetration to try and get themselves out to an … Continue reading

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Week 2: Road to the Merkel Bowl

We’re only a mere 90 minutes away from Borussia Dortmund paving the way to an all German Champions League Final at Wembley Stadium, aka, the Merkel Bowl.  Real Madrid will be in need of a miracle if they are to … Continue reading

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So Much for an El Clasico Final!

Hell, so much for a Spanish team even in the Champions League final!  Looking like we’ll be having Die Classic this year.  Last night Bayern Munich ran over Barcelona and tonight Borussia Dortmund Robert Lewandowski just proved that German football is at the pinnacle of … Continue reading

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