BREAKING: Gareth Bale Set for £85 Million Move to Real Madrid

Well shit.  It’s been slow over here at CotW the past couple weeks and we sincerely apologize for that.  However, this was too juicy to not knock that pile of TPS reports off my desk and say “F-off” to my manager.

But this much more important “report” just came into my desk and nearly knocked me over.  According to multiple reports and newspapers, and backed up by, Real Madrid are finally ready to put together an offer that is too good for Tottenham and Gareth Bale to refuse.

Sexo es vida, indeed

The news on this deal, reportedly worth £115,000 per week, is coming out of a couple Spanish newspapers.  And granted, the majority of the shit that spews out of their back pages is usually nonsense, this one appears to have some legitimacy.  The Spanish giants have been in hot pursuit of Bale for some months now and it has been no secret.  Tottenham claim Bale has no interest in moving to Spain, while Real are saying that Bale has “wanted to play for Madrid since he was a kid”.

Stay tuned for more on this.  Cheeks of the Week will try and keep pumping out stories.

About ajbg

Yes, I'm a Man United fan and no, I didn't jump on the bandwagon 4 years ago. I've been a lifelong fan, born in the Manchester area and moved to the US as a young boy. Currently living in Boston, MA.
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