Goal: Borussia Dortmund have confirmed on their official club website that they have agreed a deal to sign highly sought-after Shakhtar Donetsk attacker Henrikh Mkhitaryan. Mkhitaryan, 24, will complete a switch to Dortmund later this week for a fee reported to be around €25 million and will sign a four-year deal with the Bundesliga runners-up.
My first reaction to this news was best summed up by the Simpsons clip above. Just pure anger, frustration and hate towards a rich old man who only cares about his piggybank. But then my reaction slowly turned towards a really sad, depressing and hopeless feeling deep in my gut that reminds me that my starting midfield in FIFA 2014 will still most likely feature Stewart Downing.