Clint Dempsey Had Swag Before Swag was Swaggy

I just wanna get this off my chest right off the bat and say the Trey “Sweet Feet” Sullivan character is the most played out act of all time, kid really got to me towards the end of this video. That being said, how many girls do you think Dempsey got during his time at Furman University? Did you see the amount of Swag that this guy had? He absolutely destroyed the trick competition; I don’t know what judge Charlie Brooks has against him but giving out a score of 7.0 on that montage of tricks is bush-league and quite frankly unacceptable. And then there was the bicycle kick session, where we can see Dempsey burying the ball into the back of the net on his first try.

I think that my favorite part of the video is his swaggy usage of “for the kids baby” after everything that he does. I’m pretty sure that I’m going to implement this is my office jargon when I drop off a set of reports for clients. Adviser: “Hey Matt, thanks for the updated 529 College Savings reports, the clients were pleased with their returns.” Me: “Oh you know how I do, for the kids baby” (bumps chest, points to the sky, walks out of frame) I’m pretty sure that should send me flying up the corporate ladder in no time.

PS: Is that Scoot Baio nailing the samba dance?? Look at Clint go!

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