Monthly Archives: June 2013

Ronaldo to Hold Talks with Manchester United

It’s been a pretty slow week in footy news.  There are a few signings here and there, a couple big name moves rumoured to happen, but nothing reeaaaallllll juicy. And then BAM!  We got one.  Spanish newspaper El Pais is … Continue reading

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Tahitian Aggregate Score in Confederations Cup: 1-24

Yahoo! Sports: Tahiti lost their three Confederations Cup group-stage matches by a combined score of 24-1, but being the gracious guests that they are, they still took the time to thank the host nation. Following their 8-0 loss to Uruguay, in … Continue reading

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At Least You’re Having a Better Day Than Gus Poyet

The Guardian: Gus Poyet will appeal against his sacking by Brighton and Hove Albion after finding out about his dismissal while working as a pundit for the BBC. “I think the BBC have a great story forever, because a manager getting … Continue reading

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Buttcheek of the Week

Time for another installment of CheeksoftheWeeks Buttcheek of the Week.  So it’s high season for transfer rumours right now in the footy offseason, so I thought I’d bring you a buttcheek to go along with that theme. Gonzalo Higuain, as … Continue reading

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Latest Transfer Rumour and Gossip Roundup

So we’re coming up on the official start to the 2013 transfer season on July 1st and the rumour mill is CHURNING out all sorts of whispers and sensational swoops.  The usual big players – Chelsea, Barcelona, Man City, Real … Continue reading

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Spain beats Tahiti 10-0; Seriously? Well Here is Every Goal

I don’t feel the need to even sum of what happened down in Brazil yesterday. 10-0? Jesus man. Can someone say Steve Spurrier? That’s like a playground score between the highschool team and a bunch of 3rd graders. Can we … Continue reading

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2013/14 EPL Fixtures Released

The footy offseason is full of anticipation and rumours and hopes and dreams and symptoms of withdrawal.  One of the main features of anticipation is the wait for the new season’s fixture list to be released.  And just the other … Continue reading

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David Beckham Causes Stampede in China

The Telegraph: David Beckham was forced to cancel an appearance at a Shanghai university on Thursday after the footballing icon’s visit triggered a “stampede” that left at least five people injured. Within minutes of Mr Beckham stepping out from a … Continue reading

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Neymar Keeps Making Highlights

Damnit. I really enjoyed hating on Neymar when I found out that he was finally leaving Santos to play in Europe. Saying that he was too small, lacked power, couldn’t stand up to the worlds top defenders: Well so far, … Continue reading

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Nicklas Bendtner Upping His Transfer Market Value with Snoop Dogg

Daily Mail: It appears Arsenal outcast Nicklas Bendtner may be enjoying his post-season break a little too much. The Denmark international posted a photo of himself in Las Vegas with American rapper Snoop Dog on photo-sharing site Instagram with the words: ‘So … Continue reading

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