Spain beats Tahiti 10-0; Seriously? Well Here is Every Goal

Brazil Soccer Confed Cup Spain TahitiI don’t feel the need to even sum of what happened down in Brazil yesterday. 10-0? Jesus man. Can someone say Steve Spurrier? That’s like a playground score between the highschool team and a bunch of 3rd graders. Can we get the actual reason for why Tahiti is in this tournament in the first place? They are apart of the Oceania Football Confederation, and upon further inspection, it is clearly an absolute JOKE. Below are a list of the member nations of this football confederation:

  • American Somoa
  • Cook Islands
  • Fiji
  • Kiribati
  • New Caledonia
  • New Zealand
  • Nieu
  • Papua New Guinea
  • Samoa
  • Soloman Islands
  • Tahiti
  • Tonga
  • Tuvalu
  • Vanuatu

What the fuck did I just read? Before digging into the Oceania Confederation, I thought that half of these “countries” were apart of the USA as a direct result of our ass kicking over the Japanese in WWII, but clearly I am mistaken. In the future, New Zealand, COME ON BRO step your shit up. You are the only country that I will accept coming out of this ragtag district 5 group. You wanna sit at the big boy table with Australia? Well show me what you Kiwi’s can do in the future and PLEASE never let one of these micro island nations get to the football world stage again.

That being said, here are the goals from this blowout match:

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1 Response to Spain beats Tahiti 10-0; Seriously? Well Here is Every Goal

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