In a move that has shocked exactly no one, Chelsea and Roman Abramovich have confirmed that the West London club have secured the return of the special one back to Stamford Bridge.
Cheesing his fucking face off, Mourinho is clearly happy to be back at a place he is loved. He’s had a rough three years at Real Madrid, after leaving Chelsea back in ’07 and having a successful run at Inter Milan. He’s clearly a manager with high ambitions and a desire to manage at the top clubs around the world. He’s taken on the challenge of the EPL and won the league, took on Serie A and won the treble with Inter Milan, but his time at Madrid was a bit rockier than he was anticipating.
He had a tense relationship with the media there and sometime thinks he’s above both the club and the league in which he manages. It’s a big reason why he wasn’t lined up for a move to Man United, a challenge which I’m sure he would relish.
So here he is, back in the EPL and back at a club he has had some success and is definitely welcomed. He has signed a four-year contract with the club, but just going off a hunch here, I’m saying he’s not going to last that long. Regardless of his success over the next few years, as has been proven in the past, Roman Abramovich will not hesitate to sack anyone who doesn’t work as his puppet. So best of luck to Jose, he’s clearly a great manager. But fuck Chelsea and Roman Abramovich.