Monthly Archives: June 2013

Golazo City, Population: Neymar

Neymar, so hot right now, Neymar. It’s Sunday, if you think I’m about to blog something that’s more than three sentences, you’re outta your damn mind. Haters gonna hate.

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Arsenal Song Committee Meeting

Pretty funny quick vid via @KeithTheGooner… Love the Gervinho’s forehead stuff. Seriously, what is that guy’s deal? Speaking of, it sure looks like he could be off to Marseille soon, please get this done. About time him and Chamakh go. … Continue reading

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Buttcheek of the Week

Time for another installment of CheeksoftheWeeks Buttcheek of the Week.  We’ve had a steady run of buttcheeks over the last few weeks here at CotW and I don’t want that to end now.  Having said that, the interwebs hasn’t been … Continue reading

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Meanwhile In Eastern Europe: They’re Playing Footy and Scoring Golazos!

Okay so maybe I’ve been living under a rock, but who knew that the Russian Premier League and the Ukrainian PL were putting together high profile friendlies?! Fuckin’ Putin man. If I had known this, I probably wouldn’t have cancelled … Continue reading

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Internet Footy Trolling Has Reached A New Level

Alright, so bear with me for a few minutes here.  This is a little bit hard to follow and mind-bogglingly ridiculous, but also kind of brilliant.  One of the biggest on-going transfer rumours and battles of this offseason is for … Continue reading

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Everton Reject Man United’s Latest Bid for Leighton Baines

Well, that came and went pretty quickly. Leighton Baines has long been a target for Manchester United, even well before David Moyes was in the picture. And since Moyes made a move from the blue Merseyside, it seemed like the odds were considerably better in getting Baines. Continue reading

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Arsenal (Higuain) Update

Things have been moving frustratingly slow in the discussions for this Higuain signing for Arsenal, but now that Tevez is officially gone to Juventus; it SEEMS LIKE all but a done deal. This is just about as good as it … Continue reading

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Borussia Dortmund Attempting to Hijack Mkhitaryan Move to Reds

ESPN UK: Champions League finalists Borussia Dortmund have emerged as the new favourites to sign Liverpool target Henrikh Mkhitaryan, after tabling a £19.5 million bid with Shakhtar Donetsk.  Liverpool boss Brendan Rodgers was believed to be in pole position to … Continue reading

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So There’s This: Fanny Neguesha’s Dance Tape

Two years ago, in what appears to be a poorly budgeted attempt to become famous, Fanny Neguesha posted a video to YouTube of her dancing and it has now gone viral. If you’re not aware (and have never been to … Continue reading

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Neymar’s Gonna Fit in Real Well over at Barca

Reuters: Brazil have defended their star striker Neymar against accusations of diving and said Uruguay’s attempts to discredit him ahead of Wednesday’s Confederations Cup semi-final were a transparent attempt to influence the referee. Brazil beat Uruguay 2-1 Wednesday in the semifinals … Continue reading

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