Angela Merkel Bowl Is Upon Us

Well, we’ve made it.  Here we are.  The end of the end.  The EPL has been wrapped up for weeks now, and the final day was just last week.  The only football any of us really have left to look forward to is today’s Champions League final.  It is the Super Bowl of footy and it’s gonna be a good one.

And an all German one!  The Angela Merkel bowl!  Das uber clasicoheimen.  Die Clasicoheimen.  We’re pretty sure that’s German for “El Clasico”.  Look it up. (Don’t. It’s not.) We’ve been saying it here at CotW for weeks now, and here it is.  You heard it here first.  The all German final of powerhouse Bayern Munich and underdog Borussia Dortmund.  German football seems to be taking over the world, and it’s all starting right here today in front of our eyes.  Hopefully it doesn’t turn out like the last time the German’s tried to take over the world.

So, who ya got Angela??

She seems indecisive.  Not very German of her.  Well, here at CotW I’m thinkin this has to be a Bayern win.  After disappointment last year losing to Chelsea (really?), they’re hungry for redemption and I personally think they are the much stronger side.  Plus, Dortmund will be without major play maker Mario Gotze because he’s a sell out due to injury (lolz). What a load of shit that is.  So Bayern is essentially just buying out Dortmund for this Champions League win.  Seems legit.

Either way, it should promise to be a great game.  All Champions League finals are.  So this uber German matchup will be fun to watch.  So grab a beer or eight, join Ronaldo and Messi on the couch, and watch some great German footy.


About ajbg

Yes, I'm a Man United fan and no, I didn't jump on the bandwagon 4 years ago. I've been a lifelong fan, born in the Manchester area and moved to the US as a young boy. Currently living in Boston, MA.
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