Donovan Left Off USMNT WCQ Roster Because He’s Soft

landon_donovan_1USA Today: Landon Donovan has made progress, but not quite enough, according to U.S. soccer coach Jurgen Klinsmann who left the team’s all-time leading scorer off the roster for three World Cup qualifiers in June and two upcoming exhibition games.

“Landon is catching up,” Klinsmann said about Donovan, who took a four-month break from the game after citing physical and mental exhaustion. “We’re all excited that he has decided to continue to play. That was the first major answer that we needed to get, and now he’s just working himself back into shape and back into a playing rhythm.”

Bro you are 31 years old! Physical and mental exhaustion my ass. That just a lame ass excuse for being a huge pussy. I can just picture him sitting on his sundeck in his bougie-ass Malibu pad saying to himself “whaaaa I’m Landon Donovan and no one likes me whaaaaa.” I’m sick of it. Man up. Every since God came to the LA Galaxy some 6 years ago he has been a little whiny bitch and I think Jurgen Klinsmann was just like “Fine, you’re not even the best player on the US National Team anymore, see how many fucks I give if you’re sitting in the bleachers.” Guy is a primadonna and always has been.

Clint Dempsey, Tim Howard, Michael Bradly and Jozy Altidore would fly their asses halfway around the world to play for the USMNT but this guy won’t because he’s too tired. Here is a list of 31 and older footballers who aren’t pussies:

  • Zlatan Ibrahimovic (31)
  • David Villa (31)
  • Xabi Alonso (31)
  • Nemanja Vidic (31)
  • Steven Gerrard (32)
  • Samuel Eto’o (32)
  • Diego Forlan (33)
  • Andrea Prilo (33)
  • Xavi (33)
  • Tim Howard (34)
  • Didier Drogba (35)
  • Raul (35)
  • Carles Puyol (35)
  • Gianluigi Buffon (35)
  • Francesco Totti (36)
  • Ryan Giggs (39)

And that’s just a small sample size. Everyone of these players outclass Donovan on the pitch. Shape up Landon.

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