Sad news to report today here at Cheeks. It appears as if Mario Balotelli has decided to possibly settle down all his headline grabbing antics and stick to what most societies deem “normal behavior”.
Balotelli has recently broken up with his baby mama, who we’ve recently chronicled here at Cheeks, and about 6 months ago met Belgian model Fanny Neguesha (….). It appears the relationship has brought new meaning to his life and his attitude, and to be quite honest he has been out of the headlines lately. It’s disappointing news for most, and especially us as Super Mario accounts for around 50% of our content.
“Am I in love? Yes, but I am not good at talking about it. I am shy,” said the striker to an Italian magazine recently. In love? Fine. Shy? Gonna disagree there.
What does he even see in her?
Oh, that I guess. There’s gotta be a Buttcheek of the Week somewhere in there. Or like, 5.
Well, match made in heaven I suppose…..
We just hope that at least the on pitch shenanigans continue.