Time for another installment of CheeksoftheWeeks Buttcheek of the Week. We missed last week, so I apologize for that. I think this week will more than make up for that. I’ll stop saying week now.
So Ashley Cole is a real piece of shit huh? That Chelski back line loves adultery. I can’t believe that idiot would cheat on this! This is Cheryl Cole and she has a butt, that has cheeks, and they’re very nice. Ass tat! No wonder the entire country hates him. Please enjoy this lovely buttcheek.
Buttcheek of the week is a weekly segment in which we focus on WAG buttcheeks. Because after all, this is Cheeks of the Week.