David Beckham doesn’t put the fear of God into you anymore? No shit Sherlock, the guy’s almost 38; however I’d still take Becks over you any day of the week. Let’s take a look at some numbers:
1. English National Team Appearances:
- Joey Barton: 1
- David Beckham: 115 — Winner!
2. FIFA 2013 Player Rating:
- Joey Barton: 76
- David Beckham: 79 — Winner!
3. Career Goals:
- Joey Barton: 29
- David Beckham: 129 — Winner!
4. Number of Women Seduced in Calendar Year:
- Joey Barton: -1
- David Beckham: 3,484,509,790 (estimated total female population on Earth according to CIA Factbook) — Winner!
Whatever you do, just know that one thing will always remain true, its still David Beckham’s World and we’re all still just living in it.